Every fucking time, without fail...
04-19-2018, 01:06 AM,
Post: #101
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
I'd like to think that my $30 cable can install its own god damn driver.
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04-19-2018, 06:44 AM,
Post: #102
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
I can't remember the last time I had to install a driver. Not even a wifi driver...
My logic is infallible. Resistance is futile.
04-26-2018, 02:52 PM,
Post: #103
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
My sister's Windows PC had to reacquaint itself with her iPhone SE simply because she plugged the cable into a different USB port. "Durr, what's this new thing you plugged in that apparently you've never plugged in before?"
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04-26-2018, 10:32 PM,
Post: #104
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
Oh yeah that bit's stupid.
My logic is infallible. Resistance is futile.
05-16-2018, 04:00 PM,
Post: #105
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
So, my work PC was "upgraded" to Windows 10.

It sucks.

Worse than expected.
05-19-2018, 07:10 PM,
Post: #106
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
Everything about it screams "THIS IS NOT A DESKTOP OS". Except for the parts that seem to have been lifted straight out of Windows 95. It's a sight to behold, really.
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05-20-2018, 04:54 AM,
Post: #107
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
Does this mean we need to shut down the Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread?
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05-20-2018, 05:12 AM,
Post: #108
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
Which version? Is it running the Fall Creators update or is your work still testing that build?
My logic is infallible. Resistance is futile.
05-20-2018, 07:49 AM,
Post: #109
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
(05-20-2018, 04:54 AM)Gippy Wrote: Does this mean we need to shut down the Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread?

Giggle
05-20-2018, 02:01 PM,
Post: #110
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
(05-20-2018, 05:12 AM)FuturDreamz Wrote: Which version? Is it running the Fall Creators update or is your work still testing that build?
Yeah, I’m sure a patch will fix all of that stupid crap.
05-21-2018, 02:55 PM,
Post: #111
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
(05-20-2018, 02:01 PM)Alien Wrote:
(05-20-2018, 05:12 AM)FuturDreamz Wrote: Which version? Is it running the Fall Creators update or is your work still testing that build?
Yeah, I’m sure a patch will fix all of that stupid crap.

Not a patch. each of the biannual updates is literally like jumping from Mac OS X Cheetah to Puma to Jaguar to Panther to Tiger to Lion, just Microsoft doesn't make such a big deal about it and pushes the new version to your computer automatically. Businesses do have some control over how recent the build is, but I think they can only push it back a year or so. Fortunately they have been making great strides in ensuring the updates are faster and more transparent, and don't update your computer when there are incompatible apps or drivers.
05-21-2018, 10:35 PM,
Post: #112
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
LITERALLY!!!
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05-22-2018, 01:18 AM,
Post: #113
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
Literally, yes. If you peek at the Insider Previews or even just look at the release notes they are clearly in the process of reworking everything in the os and rewriting a lot from scratch.
My logic is infallible. Resistance is futile.
05-22-2018, 01:35 AM,
Post: #114
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
What would we do without your expert opinion?
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05-22-2018, 01:37 AM,
Post: #115
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
...be perfect iSheep, I presume.
My logic is infallible. Resistance is futile.
05-22-2018, 02:03 AM,
Post: #116
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
(08-18-2017, 04:25 AM)Alien Wrote: Every fucking time. Without fail.
05-22-2018, 03:27 AM,
Post: #117
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
(05-22-2018, 01:18 AM)FuturDreamz Wrote: Literally, yes.
So that would put it about on par with Apple’s offering from Seven years ago. Impressive.
05-22-2018, 12:10 PM,
Post: #118
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
(05-22-2018, 03:27 AM)Alien Wrote:
(05-22-2018, 01:18 AM)FuturDreamz Wrote: Literally, yes.
So that would put it about on par with Apple’s offering from Seven years ago. Impressive.

It's almost at Snow Leopard. Everyone knows Apple peaked at Snow Leopard.
05-22-2018, 12:26 PM,
Post: #119
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
Puddles, how much chocolate are we talking?
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05-22-2018, 12:36 PM, (This post was last modified: 05-22-2018, 12:37 PM by FuturDreamz.)
Post: #120
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
Maybe one of those big slabs of cooking chocolate?
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05-22-2018, 04:05 PM,
Post: #121
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
Over the weekend, Win10 decided to swap my monitors around. Makes sense, I guess. I mean, a decision had to be made, and I wasn't there to make it. Come to think of it: neither was my computer, since I took that home.
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05-22-2018, 04:29 PM,
Post: #122
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
Now I get a popup at startup, claiming that I have no default email program set up. So I go into Outlook's settings and lo and behold: it claims to be the default email program. But hey, can't hurt to double check, I suppose? So I click the button labeled "Default Programs..." and am treated to a dialog box. "To change your default apps, go to Settings > Apps > Default apps." Awesome.
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05-22-2018, 06:57 PM,
Post: #123
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
Remember this gem?
(05-22-2015, 07:44 PM)Alien Wrote: Did you know that, according to Microsoft, Whit Sunday is actually on a Thursday, this year? Seriously.

So they provide a file with Outlook, that has holidays in it for a bunch of countries over the course of a bunch of years. Of course, this is some sort of retarded text file that supports no sort of recurrence, so the holidays are listed one by one, for each country, for each locale setting, for each year. I kid you not. And then they got the dates wrong. So Outlook helpfully offers to add holidays to your calendar, when you first set it up. Yay! Let me add the ones for the Netherlands, and, for good measure, also the UK, Germany and Italy, so I will know when my colleagues in London, Stuttgart, Rome and Milan are off work. That'll come in handy!

Only, the holidays are on the wrong dates. And since these are actually imported into the calendar as hard-coded events, they cannot be unloaded or changed externally, or whatever. No, they're in the calendar. Fuck you. Go change them by hand. That is actually what Microsoft's support page on the matter says, in so many words. Mind you, this issue has apparently been known since 2012, and not fixed. They didn't even see need to provide a list of the dates they got wrong.
You guessed it: not fixed.

Oh, and if you move one appointment in a recurring series, because it falls on a holiday... Outlook moves it right back for you, after asking if you are sure and getting confirmation, then displaying the item at the right time for an hour or so. Awesome.
05-22-2018, 11:42 PM,
Post: #124
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
https://youtu.be/aCbfMkh940Q
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05-23-2018, 12:18 AM,
Post: #125
RE: Every fucking time, without fail...
(05-21-2018, 10:35 PM)Alien Wrote: LITERALLY!!!


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