I bought an Apple Watch
06-09-2018, 03:29 AM,
Post: #26
RE: I bought an Apple Watch
(06-09-2018, 03:20 AM)agedgruel Wrote:
(06-09-2018, 03:16 AM)Jehannum Wrote:
(06-08-2018, 07:23 AM)roo Wrote: Yes.  Bring on the junk. It'll cost me money first, then my time.

I'll wave my junk at you, but it'll cost you $5.

Shouldn't it only be $2.50?

$5 is half off already.
06-09-2018, 03:38 AM,
Post: #27
RE: I bought an Apple Watch
(06-09-2018, 03:29 AM)Jehannum Wrote:
(06-09-2018, 03:20 AM)agedgruel Wrote:
(06-09-2018, 03:16 AM)Jehannum Wrote:
(06-08-2018, 07:23 AM)roo Wrote: Yes.  Bring on the junk. It'll cost me money first, then my time.

I'll wave my junk at you, but it'll cost you $5.

Shouldn't it only be $2.50?

$5 is half off already.
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06-09-2018, 04:07 AM, (This post was last modified: 06-09-2018, 04:08 AM by Gippy.)
Post: #28
RE: I bought an Apple Watch
Don't sell yourself short, Jeh. That should only be 1/3 off.

I want to follow that up with a short joke, but I got nothing right now... maybe that is the joke.
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06-09-2018, 04:43 AM,
Post: #29
RE: I bought an Apple Watch
(06-09-2018, 02:03 AM)Gippy Wrote:
(06-09-2018, 01:45 AM)Kev Wrote: and can read and reply to texts while driving.

Most of the time that I encounter a driver that almost runs me over this is what they’re doing.

Yeah, I'm talking about the tractor., combine etc.
In the semi I can at least place at the text and see if dads having an emergency, otherwise I don't stop to answer till I get where I'm going.
06-09-2018, 05:19 AM,
Post: #30
RE: I bought an Apple Watch
I kinda figured that you meant private road/field driving.

It is truly amazing how many distracted drivers I see on the road. I can see in to about 85% of vehicles because I sit pretty high on the bike. Whenever I see someone driving like a drunk its because they're using their phone, reading a newspaper/book, or, yes, trying to use a laptop!
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06-16-2018, 02:07 PM,
Post: #31
RE: I bought an Apple Watch
Best egg timer I ever owned.
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06-16-2018, 10:18 PM,
Post: #32
RE: I bought an Apple Watch
A woman in my city was cited for distracted driving for allegedly looking at her Apple Watch four times in 20 seconds, and missing when a light turned green.

source
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06-22-2018, 11:54 PM,
Post: #33
RE: I bought an Apple Watch
I bought another Apple Watch. For the missus.
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06-23-2018, 12:28 AM,
Post: #34
RE: I bought an Apple Watch
You're going to need to buy me more than an Apple Watch if you expect me to be your missus.
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06-23-2018, 01:52 AM,
Post: #35
RE: I bought an Apple Watch
Apple makes you think that its watch will be better when you know other people who use them. It's not true and it doesn't.
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06-23-2018, 03:05 AM,
Post: #36
RE: I bought an Apple Watch
We used to have fitbit competitions in the office. That lasted about a year.
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06-23-2018, 05:10 AM,
Post: #37
RE: I bought an Apple Watch
(06-23-2018, 03:05 AM)Gippy Wrote: We used to have fitbit competitions in the office. That lasted about a year.

It would be hard to keep up with you, given your furious masturbation.
06-23-2018, 05:52 AM,
Post: #38
RE: I bought an Apple Watch
(06-23-2018, 05:10 AM)Jehannum Wrote:
(06-23-2018, 03:05 AM)Gippy Wrote: We used to have fitbit competitions in the office. That lasted about a year.

It would be hard to keep up with you, given your furious masturbation.

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06-23-2018, 06:12 AM, (This post was last modified: 06-23-2018, 06:13 AM by Gippy.)
Post: #39
RE: I bought an Apple Watch
Truth. But, alas, I find the drag coefficient to be to high, so I take the watch off first. I lose all that activity to the ether.
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06-23-2018, 01:13 PM,
Post: #40
RE: I bought an Apple Watch
Silicone lube my dawg.
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