Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
04-18-2018, 04:24 AM,
Post: #51
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
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04-18-2018, 05:48 AM,
Post: #52
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
squeeeeeeeeeeeee
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04-19-2018, 04:05 PM,
Post: #53
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
XKCD comic about me:

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04-19-2018, 10:04 PM,
Post: #54
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
Opening bananas from the other end is the correct way.
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04-20-2018, 07:31 AM,
Post: #55
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
If you mean the monkey way, no, it isn't. It's smooshy and messy. Sure, it's sometimes easier to open the peel from the top end instead of the stem, but opening a banana isn't fucking difficult in the first place. And consider the source: an animal.
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04-20-2018, 08:01 AM,
Post: #56
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
Wrong.
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04-20-2018, 09:53 AM,
Post: #57
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
We are all animals.
A massage doesn't always have to lead to sex, but if it doesn't then you're doing it wrong.
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04-20-2018, 06:43 PM,
Post: #58
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
some more than others.
bedstuy Wrote:mocking a pair of $500 jeans is a form of class warfare... why do you hate my social status?
04-20-2018, 08:33 PM,
Post: #59
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
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04-21-2018, 04:06 PM,
Post: #60
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
Biiiiiiiig yawn!
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04-26-2018, 02:13 PM,
Post: #61
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
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04-26-2018, 05:45 PM,
Post: #62
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
I bought another bike.

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04-28-2018, 12:28 AM,
Post: #63
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
Yawn...
https://m.imgur.com/zXIWCOP
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04-28-2018, 01:30 AM,
Post: #64
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
(04-28-2018, 12:28 AM)Gippy Wrote: Yawn...
https://m.imgur.com/zXIWCOP

Sometimes, if I'm feeling really frisky, I can almost lift the front tire off the ground while I'm biking.
04-28-2018, 01:34 AM,
Post: #65
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
(04-28-2018, 01:30 AM)Jehannum Wrote:
(04-28-2018, 12:28 AM)Gippy Wrote: Yawn...
https://m.imgur.com/zXIWCOP

Sometimes, if I'm feeling really frisky, I can almost lift the front tire off the ground while I'm biking.

...with your penis?
04-28-2018, 02:34 AM,
Post: #66
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
(04-28-2018, 01:34 AM)agedgruel Wrote:
(04-28-2018, 01:30 AM)Jehannum Wrote:
(04-28-2018, 12:28 AM)Gippy Wrote: Yawn...
https://m.imgur.com/zXIWCOP

Sometimes, if I'm feeling really frisky, I can almost lift the front tire off the ground while I'm biking.

...with your penis?

Duh.
04-28-2018, 10:18 PM,
Post: #67
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
Merel (“Blackbird”):
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Robin:
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Mus (“Sparrow”):
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04-29-2018, 12:17 AM,
Post: #68
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
(04-28-2018, 01:34 AM)agedgruel Wrote:
(04-28-2018, 01:30 AM)Jehannum Wrote:
(04-28-2018, 12:28 AM)Gippy Wrote: Yawn...
https://m.imgur.com/zXIWCOP

Sometimes, if I'm feeling really frisky, I can almost lift the front tire off the ground while I'm biking.

...with your penis?

You should see him golf.
05-20-2018, 02:05 PM,
Post: #69
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
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06-03-2018, 03:32 AM,
Post: #70
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
CAT LADY.
"Balls," said the queen. "If I had them, I'd be king."
06-03-2018, 04:28 AM,
Post: #71
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
No, we decided that starts at four.
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06-04-2018, 04:19 AM,
Post: #72
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
(05-20-2018, 02:05 PM)Alien Wrote: [Image: 83_D315_EF-4_C2_A-4_A95-_B072-427_D4_B0_BAA85.jpg]

The spice must flow.
06-04-2018, 04:49 AM,
Post: #73
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
(06-03-2018, 04:28 AM)Alien Wrote: No, we decided that starts at four.

It starts at one more than you currently have.
06-04-2018, 09:44 AM,
Post: #74
RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
Which is also my perfect number of motorcycles to have.
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