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Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
07-12-2017, 12:38 AM,
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RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
I know, rite?
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07-12-2017, 08:45 PM,
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RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
I don't think you're allowed to travel with that much liquid in the US because of terror. And if they'll let you have the beer, I'm sure the glass would be considered a dangerous object.
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07-13-2017, 03:53 AM,
Post: #28
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RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
Even on trains (now)? This is why I resent flying. Apart from the whole being treated like Jews on the way to Auschwitz thing, of course.

Which reminds me, the times I ordered a beer on a flight, or a Coke, for that matter, they handed me a can. Pretty sure I can cut someone something bad with that, were I to rip it up.

Just goes to show you what a crock of shit it all is.
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07-13-2017, 05:04 AM,
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RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
For the first time, I took Amtrak for a long distance trip earlier this year. The dichotomy between the security expectations at the airport and the train station was quite striking.
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07-13-2017, 05:21 AM,
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RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
(07-13-2017, 03:53 AM)Alien Wrote: Even on trains (now)? This is why I resent flying. Apart from the whole being treated like Jews on the way to Auschwitz thing, of course.

Which reminds me, the times I ordered a beer on a flight, or a Coke, for that matter, they handed me a can. Pretty sure I can cut someone something bad with that, were I to rip it up.

Just goes to show you what a crock of shit it all is.

That explains why Air Canada always pours it into a little plastic cup... Or maybe they're just being cheap and trying to split the cans between passengers.
08-26-2017, 06:29 PM, (This post was last modified: 07-09-2018, 05:12 PM by Odomer.)
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(08-27-2017, 01:01 PM)FutureDreamz Wrote: claimed

and I'm using deca durabolin 2.5L? so maybe 5 pints?
How many pints is that?
08-27-2017, 01:01 PM, (This post was last modified: 08-27-2017, 01:02 PM by FuturDreamz.)
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claimed

and I'm guessing 2.5L? so maybe 5 pints?
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09-17-2017, 02:52 AM,
Post: #33
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RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
Say cheese, motherfuckers.

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09-17-2017, 03:21 AM,
Post: #34
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K.
09-17-2017, 05:22 AM,
Post: #35
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For some reason I'm now craving cheese...
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09-17-2017, 05:28 AM,
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Dick cheese?
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09-17-2017, 06:48 AM,
Post: #37
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RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
buon appetito
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01-16-2018, 04:30 AM,
Post: #38
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01-16-2018, 04:43 AM,
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RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
Never heard of them. Is that why I fail?
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01-16-2018, 05:07 AM,
Post: #40
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https://youtu.be/ZHupiYvm8zo
01-16-2018, 05:35 AM,
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RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
Is This Spinal Tap?
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01-16-2018, 06:12 AM,
Post: #42
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It looks like Weird Al.
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01-16-2018, 10:55 AM,
Post: #43
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Never give up! Never surrender!
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04-17-2018, 01:18 AM,
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Finally get to cross them off my list.
04-17-2018, 01:34 AM,
Post: #45
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You got a ticket for me? How thoughtful!
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04-17-2018, 03:59 AM,
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RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
(04-17-2018, 01:18 AM)Alien Wrote: [Image: ECBD35_C4-54_BA-488_A-982_C-_DE927_D0_D1161.jpg]

Finally get to cross them off my list.

They've got a lot of nerve selling you a free seat for 90 euro, though.
04-17-2018, 04:29 AM,
Post: #47
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RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
That said, I've seen Iron Maiden twice now (both while fronted by Bruce Dickinson), and you're in for a treat.
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04-17-2018, 06:05 AM,
Post: #48
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RE: Alien's "my life is so much better than yours" thread
I almost got in on a press pass a few years back. But then it was snarfed up by a staffer with seniority (I was just a schleppy stringer doin' it for kicks).
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04-18-2018, 02:25 AM,
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04-18-2018, 02:59 AM,
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Wuv

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