holy shit my back
10-28-2013, 05:16 AM,
Post: #1
holy shit my back
What did I doooo? At some point yesterday my back decides it's just going to totally lose all its strength. Now I'm just lying in bed wondering what I'll do if I have to get up and do something. I have had to sneeze a few times but immediately before sneezing the pain of my lungs filling with air has caused my body to say "fuck that" and actually abort the sneeze.
10-28-2013, 05:21 AM,
Post: #2
RE: holy shit my back
ICY-HOT PATCHES
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10-28-2013, 05:22 AM,
Post: #3
RE: holy shit my back
ON YOUR BALLS
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10-28-2013, 11:23 PM,
Post: #4
RE: holy shit my back
I just had to have my entire spine x-ray'd 3 weeks ago. Something caused it to feel like someone had plunged a giant sword into my back and my doctor thought I might have developed multiple herniated discs. I'm getting the results tomorrow but they must not have been bad or he would have called me by now.

Anyway, the pain subsided in the past week but then again I was on a muscle relaxer, percocet and lidocaine topical patches.
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10-28-2013, 11:34 PM,
Post: #5
RE: holy shit my back
(10-28-2013, 11:23 PM)bedstuy Wrote: Something caused it to feel like someone had plunged a giant sword into my back

I have an idea...
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10-28-2013, 11:48 PM,
Post: #6
RE: holy shit my back
(10-28-2013, 11:34 PM)fizzwinkus Wrote:
(10-28-2013, 11:23 PM)bedstuy Wrote: Something caused it to feel like someone had plunged a giant sword into my back

I have an idea...

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10-29-2013, 07:18 AM,
Post: #7
RE: holy shit my back
naproxen, vodka, and emulgel.
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10-29-2013, 11:11 AM,
Post: #8
RE: holy shit my back
Hydromorphone contin. Naproxen is for pussies !
10-29-2013, 11:44 AM,
Post: #9
RE: holy shit my back
I think you have that backwards.
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10-29-2013, 12:48 PM,
Post: #10
RE: holy shit my back
cyclobenzaprine, endocet, lidocaine topical patches, prescription 800mg ibuprofen
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10-29-2013, 01:56 PM,
Post: #11
RE: holy shit my back
The more of that shit you use, the more you'll need. I've watched my mother take that crap for years. Next step: morphine pump.

Herniated disc. Blown out in training (a common occurrence). Sciatic pain that was beyond excruciating. Pain meds: zero. Back surgery. Pain meds: naproxen. As needed. Which was rare, tho I did use it the first couple days after surgery because being stabed in the back makes for a bit of an owie. But it was a minor procedure. Hardly anything.

But maybe lombo is right. As noted elsewhere here, a pussy can take a pounding. Wink
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10-30-2013, 02:44 AM,
Post: #12
RE: holy shit my back
Nothing would make me happier than floating on morphine clouds 24/7.
more or less wrote Wrote:I am commonly referred to as a meth addled closet homo.
10-30-2013, 02:59 AM,
Post: #13
RE: holy shit my back
(10-30-2013, 02:44 AM)bedstuy Wrote: Nothing would make me happier than floating on morphine clouds 24/7.

What about Estacy?
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10-30-2013, 03:14 AM,
Post: #14
RE: holy shit my back
Wtf

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10-30-2013, 06:58 AM, (This post was last modified: 10-30-2013, 06:58 AM by lombo.)
Post: #15
RE: holy shit my back
Happy I am on cloudnine every day ! Happy Groucho
10-30-2013, 07:06 AM,
Post: #16
RE: holy shit my back
lombo I hope your back feels better; with the sneezing thing: are you sure you did not do something to your rib?

I have pneumonia and it sucks. I wish it would go away faster.
10-30-2013, 07:21 AM,
Post: #17
RE: holy shit my back
I had abdominal surgery last week and it's caused my back to give it up too. Walking around is hard.
10-30-2013, 12:42 PM, (This post was last modified: 10-30-2013, 12:42 PM by mmaverick.)
Post: #18
RE: holy shit my back
supertramp walking around gets me hard

too much?
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10-30-2013, 03:14 PM,
Post: #19
RE: holy shit my back
You all should try getting stabbed in the gut a couples times. Or giving birth. And, no, not to food babies.
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10-30-2013, 03:24 PM,
Post: #20
RE: holy shit my back
(10-30-2013, 03:14 PM)PuddleMonkey Wrote: You all should try getting stabbed in the gut a couples times. Or giving birth. And, no, not to food babies.
Do tell.

Unless it was to get the baby out in which case don't tell.
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10-31-2013, 01:05 AM, (This post was last modified: 10-31-2013, 01:05 AM by lombo.)
Post: #21
RE: holy shit my back
(10-30-2013, 07:06 AM)smapdi Wrote: lombo I hope your back feels better; with the sneezing thing: are you sure you did not do something to your rib?

I have pneumonia and it sucks. I wish it would go away faster.

Purely recreational use at this point. I can get a 30MG Contin for 20 bucks which is a hell of a deal.

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10-31-2013, 02:15 AM,
Post: #22
RE: holy shit my back
(10-30-2013, 12:42 PM)mmaverick Wrote: supertramp walking around gets me hard

too much?

Brows never too much.
10-31-2013, 09:29 AM,
Post: #23
RE: holy shit my back
(10-30-2013, 03:24 PM)FuturDreamz Wrote:
(10-30-2013, 03:14 PM)PuddleMonkey Wrote: You all should try getting stabbed in the gut a couples times. Or giving birth. And, no, not to food babies.
Do tell.

Unless it was to get the baby out in which case don't tell.

I was just providing some examples of things that probably hurt more than back pain.
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10-31-2013, 09:33 AM,
Post: #24
RE: holy shit my back
That story makes me Cussing / Sad pudds.
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10-31-2013, 12:44 PM, (This post was last modified: 10-31-2013, 12:44 PM by tobobo.)
Post: #25
RE: holy shit my back
My back is mostly OK now. Ankle: still fucked. Don't think I made a thread about that one though. I wanna find one of those sports doctors that get people back on the field ASAP. I will die young if I have to.

Edit: The field is proverbial. It's more of a skateboard, and some pavement.


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