Gippy writes Java
02-13-2018, 08:27 AM,
Post: #1
Gippy writes Java
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02-13-2018, 09:16 AM,
Post: #2
RE: Gippy writes Java
I presume you have a good reason to endorse letting oracle on your computer.
My logic is infallible. Resistance is futile.
02-13-2018, 10:10 AM,
Post: #3
RE: Gippy writes Java
You have fun with your Java.

I jumped ship. I moved to the comms side of things. I'm much happier.
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02-13-2018, 03:20 PM, (This post was last modified: 02-13-2018, 03:20 PM by Gippy.)
Post: #4
RE: Gippy writes Java
Comms? Doesn’t sound stressful at all.
Where is the fun and profit in that?
The chaos army seems suspiciously well organized.
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02-13-2018, 09:58 PM,
Post: #5
RE: Gippy writes Java
(02-13-2018, 08:27 AM)Gippy Wrote: [Image: i-have-no-idea-what-Im-doing-meme-4.jpg]
That's a pretty accurate representation of your everyday Java developer, if my personal experience is anything to go by. So it sounds like you're well underway to being an established Java professional!
02-13-2018, 10:00 PM,
Post: #6
RE: Gippy writes Java
Which is awesome because there seems to be a high demand for people who can turn requirements into unreadable, half-functioning messes of Java code.
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02-13-2018, 10:30 PM,
Post: #7
RE: Gippy writes Java
(02-13-2018, 10:00 PM)Alien Wrote: Which is awesome because there seems to be a high demand for people who can turn requirements into unreadable, half-functioning messes of Java code.

It's infuriating.
02-14-2018, 03:12 AM, (This post was last modified: 02-14-2018, 03:13 AM by Gippy.)
Post: #8
RE: Gippy writes Java
Which is why I'm trying to use Swagger to generate a service client for all the Java monkeys to use.
:build:
:snooze:
:fail:
:repeat:

I may need another KlassFactory in my ServiceApiAsyncRestClientImpl
The chaos army seems suspiciously well organized.
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02-14-2018, 04:48 AM,
Post: #9
RE: Gippy writes Java
I don't think you're helping.
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02-14-2018, 09:21 AM,
Post: #10
RE: Gippy writes Java
(02-13-2018, 08:27 AM)Gippy Wrote: [Image: i-have-no-idea-what-Im-doing-meme-4.jpg]

Same here, buddy.  Same here.
02-14-2018, 09:23 AM,
Post: #11
RE: Gippy writes Java
EDIT THE POM FILE, YOU PLEB.
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02-14-2018, 11:15 PM,
Post: #12
RE: Gippy writes Java
IM TRYING IM TRYING
But I don’t know if the remote resources plugin unpacks during the back stroke or front stoke phase of the maven jerk off step.
The chaos army seems suspiciously well organized.
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02-14-2018, 11:43 PM,
Post: #13
RE: Gippy writes Java
(02-14-2018, 11:15 PM)Gippy Wrote: IM TRYING IM TRYING
But I don’t know if the remote resources plugin unpacks during the back stroke or front stoke phase of the maven jerk off step.

Well figure it out, you've gotta get the build green in jenkins, fuckstick!
02-14-2018, 11:44 PM,
Post: #14
RE: Gippy writes Java
Just do a bunch of back and front strokes then it'll unpack eventually.
My logic is infallible. Resistance is futile.
02-15-2018, 12:19 AM,
Post: #15
RE: Gippy writes Java
Sounds kinky
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02-15-2018, 02:24 AM,
Post: #16
RE: Gippy writes Java
(02-14-2018, 11:43 PM)Jehannum Wrote:
(02-14-2018, 11:15 PM)Gippy Wrote: IM TRYING IM TRYING
But I don’t know if the remote resources plugin unpacks during the back stroke or front stoke phase of the maven jerk off step.

Well figure it out, you've gotta get the build green in jenkins, fuckstick!

GOD DAMN THAT JENKINS MOTHERFUCKER
02-15-2018, 02:29 AM,
Post: #17
RE: Gippy writes Java
* Gippy starts deleting tests
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02-15-2018, 02:40 AM,
Post: #18
RE: Gippy writes Java
I hope you have more of an idea as to what's going on here than I do.
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02-15-2018, 03:03 AM,
Post: #19
RE: Gippy writes Java
Was the first post not perfectly clear?
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02-15-2018, 05:47 AM,
Post: #20
RE: Gippy writes Java
Sorry; I was distracted by the cute dog.
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