Ahoy, maties
11-17-2016, 12:36 PM, (This post was last modified: 11-17-2016, 12:37 PM by Bren.)
Post: #1
Ahoy, maties
Batten down me timbers and shiver me hatches! Aaaaarrrrggghhhh!!!!


What?


Oh fuck, I thought it was National Post Like a Pirate Day.



Never mind.
11-17-2016, 02:03 PM,
Post: #2
RE: Ahoy, maties
Hello, Bren. Welcome to the forums.

I don't know how you discovered this place, but we are always looking for new members.
My logic is infallible. Resistance is futile.
11-17-2016, 02:38 PM,
Post: #3
RE: Ahoy, maties
Derp
The chaos army seems suspiciously well organized.
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11-17-2016, 02:51 PM, (This post was last modified: 11-19-2016, 05:52 PM by Bren.)
Post: #4
RE: Ahoy, maties
I'm sorry I don't post here more often.

Did Jew guise know I had a career as a bus driver recently? This is a true fact. First I was working for MUNI, where I got to drive 40-foot buses in a variety of challenging environments!

But then I got "released from the training program," but I'm eligible for re-hire, so I can come back if I want to, but I'd have to start the program over again from square one. I'm not sure I want to do that, because the transit industry really takes a lot out of you.

More recently, I worked for a private contractor that handles bus service for SamTrans in San Mateo County. The highlight of that experience was when my training manager pressured me to go 50mph in a 35mph zone. While driving a bus full of people.

Anyway, I sure do like buses. They are very large and powerful.
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11-17-2016, 05:45 PM, (This post was last modified: 11-17-2016, 05:46 PM by FuturDreamz.)
Post: #5
RE: Ahoy, maties
Apparently Penn & Teller's Desert Bus game has been ported to Android and iOS...

Keep going. My stepdad was a bus driver for a while and now he's a pilot.
My logic is infallible. Resistance is futile.
11-18-2016, 10:22 AM,
Post: #6
RE: Ahoy, maties
Bren, are you a pervert?
bedstuy Wrote:mocking a pair of $500 jeans is a form of class warfare... why do you hate my social status?
11-18-2016, 12:22 PM,
Post: #7
RE: Ahoy, maties
(11-18-2016, 10:22 AM)roo Wrote: Bren, are you a pervert?

I thought this had been settled already.
11-18-2016, 12:24 PM,
Post: #8
RE: Ahoy, maties
With the bit about him becoming a bus driver?
bedstuy Wrote:mocking a pair of $500 jeans is a form of class warfare... why do you hate my social status?
11-18-2016, 12:24 PM,
Post: #9
RE: Ahoy, maties
I'm so confused.
The chaos army seems suspiciously well organized.
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11-18-2016, 12:59 PM,
Post: #10
RE: Ahoy, maties
I think he's gone...
My logic is infallible. Resistance is futile.
11-19-2016, 05:53 PM,
Post: #11
RE: Ahoy, maties
I don't know what you heard, but me losing my first bus driving job had absolutely nothing to do with any "perversions" I might or might not have.
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11-19-2016, 06:46 PM,
Post: #12
RE: Ahoy, maties
...what perversions may you or may you not have had? I haven't been keeping track.
My logic is infallible. Resistance is futile.
11-20-2016, 02:23 AM,
Post: #13
RE: Ahoy, maties
I can't become aroused unless we're roll-playing a Dutch milkmaid-and-cow scenario. Bet you can't guess which role I play.
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11-20-2016, 09:59 AM,
Post: #14
RE: Ahoy, maties
The bucket.

What do I win?
ClubbieClubbieClubbieClubbieClubbieClubbieClubbie
ClubbieClubbieClubbieClubbieClubbieClubbieClubbie
ClubbieClubbieClubbieClubbieClubbieClubbie
11-20-2016, 03:25 PM,
Post: #15
RE: Ahoy, maties
(11-20-2016, 09:59 AM)Alien Wrote: The bucket.

What do I win?

Ohnoes
11-20-2016, 04:34 PM,
Post: #16
RE: Ahoy, maties
(11-20-2016, 09:59 AM)Alien Wrote: The bucket.

What do I win?

Being filled with a frothy white substance?
12-13-2016, 01:56 AM,
Post: #17
RE: Ahoy, maties
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The chaos army seems suspiciously well organized.
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12-13-2016, 04:13 AM,
Post: #18
RE: Ahoy, maties
This is getting really sexy
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