PLEASE TO BE NOTING
09-13-2013, 04:00 AM,
Post: #1
PLEASE TO BE NOTING
I just drank 300mL of magnesium citrate. BRACE FOR IMPACT, PLUMBING.
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09-13-2013, 04:17 AM,
Post: #2
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
Good luck.
09-13-2013, 04:25 AM,
Post: #3
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
Jeh you're the one that bragged about dumping an upper decker deuce at work one time, right?
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09-13-2013, 04:35 AM,
Post: #4
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
(09-13-2013, 04:25 AM)FuturDreamz Wrote: Jeh you're the one that bragged about dumping an upper decker deuce at work one time, right?

Hell yeah. That's how I roll.
"The 300ZX Turbo is a dance; it's a song; it's rolling, roaring automotive art. There is no color that doesn't suit it. There is no mood-lifting chemical substance it can't replace." - Automobile Magazine
09-13-2013, 04:48 AM,
Post: #5
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
(09-13-2013, 04:35 AM)Jehannum Wrote:
(09-13-2013, 04:25 AM)FuturDreamz Wrote: Jeh you're the one that bragged about dumping an upper decker deuce at work one time, right?

Hell yeah. That's how I roll.

Just wondering if you're going to use this oppourtunity to do that again.
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09-13-2013, 05:05 AM,
Post: #6
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
(09-13-2013, 04:48 AM)FuturDreamz Wrote:
(09-13-2013, 04:35 AM)Jehannum Wrote:
(09-13-2013, 04:25 AM)FuturDreamz Wrote: Jeh you're the one that bragged about dumping an upper decker deuce at work one time, right?

Hell yeah. That's how I roll.

Just wondering if you're going to use this oppourtunity to do that again.

You think I'd load up a double dose of colon blow™ and stay at work?

Nah, I'm off. For the rest of today, and however long it takes me to recover after surgery tomorrow.

I might take it again to see if I can prove George Carlin wrong and take a shit while running at full speed.
"The 300ZX Turbo is a dance; it's a song; it's rolling, roaring automotive art. There is no color that doesn't suit it. There is no mood-lifting chemical substance it can't replace." - Automobile Magazine
09-13-2013, 05:12 AM,
Post: #7
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
Darn, because that would've been funny.


Maybe you can bag it and bring it to work?
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09-13-2013, 05:52 AM,
Post: #8
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
Don't die.
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09-13-2013, 06:22 PM,
Post: #9
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
Yeah. Don't die, asshole.
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09-14-2013, 08:59 AM,
Post: #10
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
Didn't die. Not feeling that great, because I lost like 200 ml of blood, but w/e. I've got a morphine button to keep me happy.
"The 300ZX Turbo is a dance; it's a song; it's rolling, roaring automotive art. There is no color that doesn't suit it. There is no mood-lifting chemical substance it can't replace." - Automobile Magazine
09-14-2013, 10:41 AM,
Post: #11
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
I'd gladly give up 200ml of blood in exchange for a morphine button.
09-14-2013, 01:27 PM,
Post: #12
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
Just took 3mg of morphine. Feel pain, but don't care.


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09-15-2013, 05:01 AM,
Post: #13
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
New avatar time?
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09-15-2013, 09:36 AM,
Post: #14
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
(09-13-2013, 05:05 AM)Jehannum Wrote: I might take it again to see if I can prove George Carlin wrong and take a shit while running at full speed.

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09-16-2013, 09:27 AM,
Post: #15
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
that takes that off the todo list.

may your recovery be swift!
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09-16-2013, 12:49 PM,
Post: #16
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
Oh my. That photo is disgusting.
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09-16-2013, 02:11 PM, (This post was last modified: 09-16-2013, 02:27 PM by FuturDreamz.)
Post: #17
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
(09-16-2013, 12:49 PM)PuddleMonkey Wrote: Oh my. That photo is disgusting.

What's scary is apparently there's a word for that act. I don't remember what it is though.
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09-16-2013, 03:45 PM,
Post: #18
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
That's a marathon runner, they don't run at full speed. Lets have a picture of Usain Bolt doing that.
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09-16-2013, 03:54 PM,
Post: #19
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
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09-16-2013, 05:53 PM,
Post: #20
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
THAT'S RACISS!
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09-17-2013, 03:12 AM,
Post: #21
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
(09-14-2013, 01:27 PM)Jehannum Wrote: Just took 3mg of morphine. Feel pain, but don't care.

A. You should've worn sunglasses with that pic. It'd match your avatar.
B. What was your surgery, and are you feeling better?
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09-17-2013, 03:30 AM,
Post: #22
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
(09-17-2013, 03:12 AM)lucas.clemente Wrote:
(09-14-2013, 01:27 PM)Jehannum Wrote: Just took 3mg of morphine. Feel pain, but don't care.

A. You should've worn sunglasses with that pic. It'd match your avatar.
B. What was your surgery, and are you feeling better?

If I had any sunglasses, I totally would have.

I had a retroperitoneal lymph node dissection. They remove basically all of your abdominal organs, stack 'em on your chest, and then remove the lymph tissue from over your abdominal aorta and vena cava. It's a treatment for testicular cancer that has spread from the affected organ (right testicle, in my case) and is otherwise untreatable by chemo or radiation.

I had a slight setback on Saturday, in that I coughed, and blew out 4 stitches. They were trying to make me stand up when my insides tried again to become my outsides, but they took me back to surgery and closed me up again.

Since then, they've moved me onto a liquids diet, and allowed me to get up and walk around, provided I wear a girdle.

I'm feeling a lot better now, they stopped the morphine, stepped me up to dilaudid on Sunday, and then backed of to oral oxycodone today. The criteria for me getting to leave are pain managed by oral drugs, and to be on a solid diet. It looks like I might get out of here on Wednesday.
"The 300ZX Turbo is a dance; it's a song; it's rolling, roaring automotive art. There is no color that doesn't suit it. There is no mood-lifting chemical substance it can't replace." - Automobile Magazine
09-17-2013, 03:41 AM,
Post: #23
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
Eek
Obscurum veritas defensor

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09-17-2013, 04:09 AM,
Post: #24
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
Wus. In my day that was an outpatient procedure performed with rusty kitchen utensils.

Just kidding.

That sounds really scary.

And expensive.

And Scary.

I hope you feel better. Quickly.

You have good insurance?
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09-17-2013, 04:14 AM,
Post: #25
RE: PLEASE TO BE NOTING
(09-17-2013, 04:09 AM)lucas.clemente Wrote: Wus. In my day that was an outpatient procedure performed with rusty kitchen utensils.

Just kidding.

That sounds really scary.

And expensive.

And Scary.

I hope you feel better. Quickly.

You have good insurance?

Let me put it this way: the removal of my testicle already took me to my maximum out of pocket for the year. This entire stint is going to cost me copays only.
"The 300ZX Turbo is a dance; it's a song; it's rolling, roaring automotive art. There is no color that doesn't suit it. There is no mood-lifting chemical substance it can't replace." - Automobile Magazine


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