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Gippy writes Java - Gippy - 02-13-2018

[Image: i-have-no-idea-what-Im-doing-meme-4.jpg]


RE: Gippy writes Java - FuturDreamz - 02-13-2018

I presume you have a good reason to endorse letting oracle on your computer.


RE: Gippy writes Java - roo - 02-13-2018

You have fun with your Java.

I jumped ship. I moved to the comms side of things. I'm much happier.


RE: Gippy writes Java - Gippy - 02-13-2018

Comms? Doesn’t sound stressful at all.
Where is the fun and profit in that?


RE: Gippy writes Java - Alien - 02-13-2018

(02-13-2018, 08:27 AM)Gippy Wrote: [Image: i-have-no-idea-what-Im-doing-meme-4.jpg]
That's a pretty accurate representation of your everyday Java developer, if my personal experience is anything to go by. So it sounds like you're well underway to being an established Java professional!


RE: Gippy writes Java - Alien - 02-13-2018

Which is awesome because there seems to be a high demand for people who can turn requirements into unreadable, half-functioning messes of Java code.


RE: Gippy writes Java - roo - 02-13-2018

(02-13-2018, 10:00 PM)Alien Wrote: Which is awesome because there seems to be a high demand for people who can turn requirements into unreadable, half-functioning messes of Java code.

It's infuriating.


RE: Gippy writes Java - Gippy - 02-14-2018

Which is why I'm trying to use Swagger to generate a service client for all the Java monkeys to use.
:build:
:snooze:
:fail:
:repeat:

I may need another KlassFactory in my ServiceApiAsyncRestClientImpl


RE: Gippy writes Java - roo - 02-14-2018

I don't think you're helping.


RE: Gippy writes Java - Jehannum - 02-14-2018

(02-13-2018, 08:27 AM)Gippy Wrote: [Image: i-have-no-idea-what-Im-doing-meme-4.jpg]

Same here, buddy.  Same here.


RE: Gippy writes Java - Jehannum - 02-14-2018

EDIT THE POM FILE, YOU PLEB.


RE: Gippy writes Java - Gippy - 02-14-2018

IM TRYING IM TRYING
But I don’t know if the remote resources plugin unpacks during the back stroke or front stoke phase of the maven jerk off step.


RE: Gippy writes Java - Jehannum - 02-14-2018

(02-14-2018, 11:15 PM)Gippy Wrote: IM TRYING IM TRYING
But I don’t know if the remote resources plugin unpacks during the back stroke or front stoke phase of the maven jerk off step.

Well figure it out, you've gotta get the build green in jenkins, fuckstick!


RE: Gippy writes Java - FuturDreamz - 02-14-2018

Just do a bunch of back and front strokes then it'll unpack eventually.


RE: Gippy writes Java - agedgruel - 02-15-2018

Sounds kinky


RE: Gippy writes Java - Gippy - 02-15-2018

(02-14-2018, 11:43 PM)Jehannum Wrote:
(02-14-2018, 11:15 PM)Gippy Wrote: IM TRYING IM TRYING
But I don’t know if the remote resources plugin unpacks during the back stroke or front stoke phase of the maven jerk off step.

Well figure it out, you've gotta get the build green in jenkins, fuckstick!

GOD DAMN THAT JENKINS MOTHERFUCKER


RE: Gippy writes Java - Gippy - 02-15-2018

* Gippy starts deleting tests


RE: Gippy writes Java - agedgruel - 02-15-2018

I hope you have more of an idea as to what's going on here than I do.


RE: Gippy writes Java - Gippy - 02-15-2018

Was the first post not perfectly clear?


RE: Gippy writes Java - agedgruel - 02-15-2018

Sorry; I was distracted by the cute dog.